“It’s the most wonderful day of the year,
With campers all screaming
And blood rivers streaming, I’m here!
It’s the most wonderful day of the year.
There’ll be bonfires igniting
And teens too inviting
To trespass where they shouldn’t go,
There’ll be stories of Crystal
And campers dismissed till
Their lives hit the final plateau.
There’ll be sleeping bags swinging
And chainsaws a-zinging,
They never learn what not to do.
There’ll be running and tripping,
But I’m never slipping;
My cardio’s perfect, it’s true.
It’s the most wonderful day…of…the…year!”
Happy Friday the 13th!